Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
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Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
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All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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