So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
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you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
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That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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