She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
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At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
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Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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