I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
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i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
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Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
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