This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
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I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
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When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦🏼♀️
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