So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
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I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
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It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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