Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
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This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
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Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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