The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
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i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
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Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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