Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
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We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
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Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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