That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
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ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
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I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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