Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
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What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
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Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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