They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
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You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
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You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
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