We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
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Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
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Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
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