everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
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Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
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Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
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