Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
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Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
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why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
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