Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
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i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
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Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
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