If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
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Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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