Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
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the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
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Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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