I just threw up on my dentist
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
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You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
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I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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