He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
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can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
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I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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