Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
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Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
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The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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