I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
ugly people sure do ruin things
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what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
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I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Randomize