oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
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Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
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I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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