I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
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An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
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THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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