somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
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Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
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Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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