Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
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she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
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I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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