I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
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Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
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I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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