apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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