you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
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Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
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When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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