She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
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Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
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after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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