She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
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I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
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Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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