he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
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she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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