Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
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I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
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who are you talking about my vagina to?!
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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