am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
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The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
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Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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