Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
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Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
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I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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