problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
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I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
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I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
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