I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
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Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
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at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
True college students do jello shots in the library
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