break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
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I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
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how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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