Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
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I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
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I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
God, I missed his penis.
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