Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
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I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
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I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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