I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
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Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
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Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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