So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
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I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
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may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
Randomize