i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
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I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
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High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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