There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
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A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
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I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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