He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
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you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
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Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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