no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
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Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
sick fucks of a feather flock together
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
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SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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