like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
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I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
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Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
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