Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
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He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
what is it with giant penises always finding me
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
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I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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