I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
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Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
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He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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