I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
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at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
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how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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